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Jul. 20th, 2014 | 08:34 pm
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A message from Ellen ( FROM HER NEWSLETTER AND ON HER WEBSITE. REMEMBER: I AM NOT ELLEN. I DO NOT HAVE ANY CONTACT WITH HER.)

Who wants to go to Mexico?! If you raised your hand, you’re in luck. I’m giving a trip to one of my readers!Enter here, and it could be yours.

That’s not the only gift I’ve got for ya. My show’s on every day, all summer long. If you don’t win the trip, you can watch while you’re eating guacamole and wearing a sombrero. I know I do.

Enjoy your weekend!

--Ellen


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Jul. 14th, 2014 | 08:08 pm
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A Message from Ellen ( FROM HER NEWSLETTER AND ON HER WEBSITE. REMEMBER:: I AM NOT ELLEN DEGENERES AND I HAVE NO CONTACT WITH ELLEN!)

It’s officially the dog days of summer. That’s when it’s so hot, you don’t want to do anything but stay at home with your dog. Write it down, homeschoolers.

Here’s something cool to break the heat. I don’t know if you read the subject line, but one of y’all is gonna win a great prize! Enter here, and don’t say I never gave you nothin’.

Good luck!

--Ellen

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Jul. 7th, 2014 | 01:30 am
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A Message from Ellen ( FROM HER NEWSLETTER AND HER WEBSITE. REMEMBER: I AM NOT ELLEN. I HAVE NO CONTACT WITH HER.)

I hope you had a wonderful 4th of July. There’s no better way to celebrate our country than by visiting one of its finest cities -- Las Vegas! Enter here, and you could win a trip to Vegas, where you can gamble away your drinking money and then go see Cirque du Soleil. It’s the American dream.

I hope you win!

--Ellen


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Jun. 30th, 2014 | 10:51 am
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A Message From Ellen ( FROM HER NEWSLETTER AND ON HER WEBSITE. REMEMBER: I AM NOT ELLEN DEGENERES AND I HAVE NO CONTACT WITH HER.)

Summer’s here and the crops are growin’! Our neighbors have a beautiful vegetable garden and said we should help ourselves to anything we like, so we took a bushel of zucchini and their scarecrow.

Someone reading this newsletter is gonna win a lot more than zucchini -- like a 50" TV! Enter here if you’d like it to be you. I know I would.

Happy summer!

--Ellen


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Jun. 23rd, 2014 | 10:10 pm
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A Message from Ellen (FROM HER NEWSLETTER AND HER WEBSITE. REMEMBER: I AM NOT ELLEN DEGENERES. I HAVE NOO CONTACT WITH HER.)

Can you believe July is just around the corner? I love this time of year. Every day I make sure I have time to enjoy a nice summer breeze. It’s a delicious new cocktail I invented.

Here’s something we can all enjoy: this week I’m giving away another $25,000 prize to one of my viewers! One of you is gonna watch my show this week, count the sheep, and be $25,000 richer. That’s what I call a good deal. You can get all the details here.

I hope you’re all enjoying the beautiful weather!

--Ellen


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Jun. 15th, 2014 | 08:11 pm
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MESSAGE FROM ELLEN (FROM HER NEWSLETTER AND ON HER WEBSITE. REMEMBER: I AM NOT ELLEN. I DO NOT HAVE CONTACT WITH HER.)

I hope you’re all having a wonderful summer. I spent this morning enjoying the harmonious melody of the ocean. Portia has a great sound machine.

You’re not going to believe this, but this week you have ANOTHER chance to win $25,000! Seriously. Last week, someone won $25,000 just by watching my show and counting sheep, and now someone else is gonna win this week!

You should know, the sheep you’re supposed to count are on my show. We can’t consider actual sheep counted. I learned that the hard way.

I hope you win!

--Ellen


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Jun. 8th, 2014 | 09:41 pm
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A Message from Ellen (FROM HER NEWSLETTER AND ON HER WEBSITE. REMEMBER: I AM NOT ELLEN AND I DO NOT HAVE CONTACT WITH HER.)

Happy
Sunday! I had the most wonderful weekend visiting my dearest friends and family. Just kidding. I sat inside and watched all of Season 2 of "Orange Is the New Black."


This week, one lucky viewer is gonna win 25,000 big ones! And if they don’t want 25,000 those 25,000 bear hugs from my Uncle Earl, I’ll let them exchange it for $25,000.

All you have to do is watch my show, and enter here!

Enjoy the rest of your weekend, and get ready to win big!

--Ellen


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Jun. 1st, 2014 | 09:47 pm
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A Message From Ellen ( FROM HER NEWSLETTER AND ON HER WEBSITE. REMEMBER: I AM NOT ELLEN AND I DO NOT HAVE CONTACT WITH HER.)

It’s June! Which means in L.A., June Gloom has begun. Every morning the sky is hazy, and it can last until noon. And you thought your 30-degree weather was bad.

This week, I’m looking back on some of my favorite moments from the season, and there have been a lot to choose from. In fact, there were so many, we couldn’t fit them all into one show, so we’ve got two shows of great moments!

Speaking of great moments, my Summer Watch and Win has started! I’m giving $25,000 to a viewer every week, and all you gots to do is watch my show. There’s also some sheep counting. You can find out more here.

I hope you watch! And I hope you win!

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--Ellen

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May. 26th, 2014 | 12:19 pm
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A Message From Ellen ( FROM HER NEWSLETTER AND ON HER WEBSITE. REMEMBER:: I AM NOT ELLEN DEGENERES. I HAVE NO CONTACT WITH HER. )

Happy 3-day weekend! If you ask me, every weekend should be a 3-day weekend. It makes so much more sense; 3 days on, 3 days off.

Starting the 30th, I hope you’ll be watching my show every day. Why? Because you love to laugh and celebrate life. Also, every week through June, one lucky viewer is gonna win $25,000 from Mattress Firm!

Summer’s almost here, but I’ve still got all-new shows this week! Matt Bomer is here! He went through a dramatic transformation in his new movie “The Normal Heart.” Portia and I saw the movie and were incredibly moved. I can’t wait to talk to him about it.

The talented Ellen Page is paying me a visit. She’s had a big year and I’m very glad she’s dropping by.

My friend Leah Remini is here, and I’m throwing her a very special Vegas-themed surprise party. I don’t think she’s ready for what’s about to happen. Heck, I don’t think I’m ready for what’s about to happen.

From one of my favorite shows, “Scandal,” Katie Lowes is here for the first time! Between the switching sides, the murdering, and the face-licking, I have many, many questions for her.

One of the funniest people I know, Wanda Sykes is back! Whenever she’s here I can count on her making the audience laugh very hard and making the censors very nervous. Who knows what she’s gonna be talking about this week?

All that, plus I’ve got an amazing performance by OneRepublic, and an exciting new artist named Jhene Aiko is here!

I hope you get plenty of rest, because this week is gonna be HUGE.

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--Ellen



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May. 18th, 2014 | 10:08 pm
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A Message from Ellen ( FROM HER NEWSLETTER AND ON HER WEBSITE. REMEMBER:: I AM NOT ELLEN DEGENERES AND I DO NOT HAVE ANY CONTACT WITH HER.)

Summer is just around the corner! Actually, it was 100 degrees in L.A. last week, so it feels like summer has already turned the corner, tackled us to the ground, and put us in a half nelson.

The weather isn’t the only thing that’s gonna be hot this week. I’ve got some of the hottest stars in the world right here on my show!

The cast of the new movie “Blended” will all be sitting on my couch -- Drew Barrymore, Adam Sandler, Kevin Nealon, Terry Crews and Wendi McLendon-Covey. The movie is hilarious, and not, as I originally thought, about a margarita.

Here’s something very cool. Australian singer/songwriter Sia’s new music video for her song “Chandelier” has over 8 million views on YouTube. She’s here for a very special and very rare live performance where she’s recreating the video live on my stage. It absolutely blew me away. I can’t wait for you to see it.

Two incredible actresses are here -- Halle Berry and Charlize Theron! They both have a man in common, and his name is Oscar. Also, both of them have won Academy Awards.

One of my favorite bands, Coldplay is here and they’re gonna perform. I love their music and I love their high-top haircuts. Actually, that last one might be Kid ‘n Play.

Hollywood legend Diane Keaton is back to tell me more personal stories from her life. I know we’re gonna have a good time. Nobody knows how to finish a box of wine like Diane.

Country music star Tim McGraw is dropping by! People love to send me photos of Tim wearing my underwear. I’m glad he’s a fan, but my mailman is starting to get suspicious.

All that, and I’ve got the Emmy-winning Jim Parsons, the hilarious Loni Love, and the multi-talented Seth MacFarlane, who’s here for the first time!

See ya Monday!

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--Ellen


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